May 2013
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
maydaykoigo:
curiouslyhigh:
bunnywith:
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
myenormousgreenragemonster:
loki-cat:
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waterfallfish:
I WANT TO BE A CAT BECAUSE THE FATTER YOU ARE THE MORE PEOPLE LOVE YOU
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:
than-glitzenhamer:
notsiskysbusiness:
notsiskysbusiness:
dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button
to turn it on
you need the power button to turn the computer on
did you just reply sarcastically to your own post
I think it was more in a way of revelation
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
ieatgokudera:
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
sylviaplth:
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
tunnnelsnakesrule:
can’t tell if the kids outside are playing or being brutally murdered
toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
ponyboyismyhomeboy:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve...
supjono:
when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw
mastershortpantsx3:
The gif froze and Zelda
She just looks at Link like..
damn you are fine.
Ever noticed how your body is trying to keep you...
tits-n-t4ts:
dangergays:
When you hurt yourself and don’t put a band-aid on it because you think you deserve the pain
Your body creates a natural band-aid to keep you protected.
When you want to tear open your skin
Your skin fights back, creates a tough skin of scar tissue to prevent it happening again.
...
erossum:
awkwardlilgirl:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
are-you-my-tennant:
neilpatrickheaven:
i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
#favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince
3 tags
Attractive people make me uncomfortable.
organizationxiii:
cynicalxme:
awordnerd:
I don’t understand Christmas movies where Santa exists and the adults don’t believe in him. Because if he exists in the story, that means he’s delivering presents to everyone, including the kids of the skeptical adults, and so those skeptics must be sort of confused about all the gifts under the tree that they didn’t buy.
Biggest plot hole in...
